BOBBY AND FREDDIE TO BE NEXT JADE, SAYS SIR MAX (OR DOES HE?)

PR guru Max Clifford today spoke for the first time of his plans for after Jade Goody dies.
Clifford, who has been laughing all the way to the bank since the cancer-stricken reality TV star revealed that she is dying horrifically young of a terrible disease, stated that he had plenty of ideas for life after Jade.
"I'll sell exclusive rights to the funeral," he mused, toying with a jeroboam of champagne in front of a rare Renoir, "of course, to either OK or Hello, and then whoever doesn't get the rights will have the option of buying a series of articles on how Jade's little sons are coping. With lots of big pictures of their pale, tragic faces."
Mr Clifford declined to comment on rumours that he is planning to "train up" Miss Goody's sons Bobby, five, and Freddie, three, to replace her as his number one cash cow.